Architecting the Future
Story of an American Master

Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2008-04-30 20:16
Subject: My Birthday Party...is not happening
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I totally forgot I posted this here.

There was a logistical mixup. This is not happening. I don't know what we're doing...probably just going to St. Mark's Hotel Bar.

Call me if you care.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2008-04-30 03:35
Subject: New England Metal Fest 2008 Summary
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Megadeth are consummate professionals and always an awesome show live. This was no exception. Chris Broderick was on guitar.

Meshuggah are the greatest band playing today. I'm convinced that Nothing will be looked back upon as the great landmark of heavy metal. This was one of the greatest sets I've ever seen even if it was only 45 minutes.

Behemoth were super disappointing. They were way better when I saw them on Gigantour two summers ago in Wisconsin.

Dimmu Borgir had a great set list. MUCH better than when I saw them 5 years ago at the Palladium when they only got around to playing decent tracks during the encore. Their video was SUPER cheesy but most of the crowd looked like they played Warcraft so...

Overkill cancelled.

I missed Arsis because the schedule was completely changed on Saturday due to Overkill cancelling. I was not happy about this. Good thing I've seen them a ton of times already.

Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza were nowhere near as good as they are on disc.

The Pagan Fest bands were all pretty terrible but after Eluveitie, who were unlistenable, I had a really great time in the pit as there were no spin kick ninjas to be found.

Divine Heresy cancelled.

I missed Unexpect and Veil of Maya because they both played too early.

Disfear played a one-off show Saturday night that harkened the old days of 80s thrash - unreal.

I stayed with Jason from IKILLYA and hung with HUNG all weekend which was good times.

I met Aub Driver who is an amazing guy and is going to put me in touch with Ballet Deviare to discuss doing a piece for them.

I had lunch with Iann Robinson which was great. He's really cool and also thinks that Metalocalypse is not funny.

I saw Derrik Albertelli, Jeremy Saffer, Dani (who made it a point to tell everyone she introduced me to that I'm a musical genius. Thanks, Dani! lol), Genaro (Goomer), Casey Sabol and Kyle Rose.

Met Kim, Caitlin (who were hilariously awesome) and some of their friends, Kyle's brother and bunch of people who thought my Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck shirt was the best of the entire fest. I'm inclined to agree :)

In other news, I bought 4 guitars and a VHT 2/90/2 last week. I'll post pictures.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2007-10-08 00:19
Subject: This probably tells you more about my life than you might expect.
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Tags:awesome

I'm making a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

This is probably the first food I've prepared (and I use that in the loosest sense of the word...like, even pouring a bowl of cereal would be preparing food here) at my home (or anywhere actually) in over a month.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2007-01-21 18:14
Subject: I'm on the radio tomorrow (Monday). You can listen online!
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I'm the featured guest for this coming Monday's Death by Metal from 10PM to midnight on WMBC 560 AM - UMBC's radio station.

I anticipate much music from and discussion about seminal forward thinking atonal and ametrical death metal acts such as Cynic, Atheist, Gorguts, Meshuggah, SUNN and Edge of Sanity as well as Wagner, Scriabin, Stravinsky, Penderecki, Xenakis, Schnittke and various electroacoustic music.

You can tune in online at http://broadcast.umbc.edu:8000/wmbc-hifi.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2007-01-18 20:27
Subject: Another FREE Show: The Music of Erich Zann Friday, January 26th at Peabody
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Witness my triumphant and loud return to the illustrious Peabody Conservatory's Griswold Hall.

What:
Richard Edward Horner plays Richard Edward Horner
A solo electric guitar recital by the American Master

Program:
The Music of Erich Zann - Horror in Five Movements

When:
Friday, January 26th 8PM

Where:
Griswold Hall
Peabody Conservatory of the Johns Hopkins University
1 East Mount Vernon Place
Baltimore, MD, 21202
Go in the main entrance at the above address and take the elevator up to the second floor and make two rights.

I imagine people will be going out afterwards.

Please try to let me know if you are coming in from out of town and if you need a place to stay or anything else.

As always, attendees are strongly advised to bring hearing protection (ear plugs).

If you would like to help promote, you can use this PDF or the image below.



Thanks, Rich(ard)

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-11-03 03:45
Subject: Third Practice
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A big thanks goes out to everyone who made my last show at Peabody Conservatory. I will post some audio clips in the near future. I have yet to see either of the videos yet.

I will be attending the Third Practice Electroacoustic Music Festival in Richmond, Virginia on November 3rd and 4th.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-10-18 05:24
Subject: Fliers!
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Promote! You can either link/save the images or get the PDFs to print out.



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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-10-14 03:35
Subject: Go see Michael Hersch play The Vanishing Pavilions in Philly (10/14)
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My teacher, Michael Hersch, is premiering his massive new piano work tonight in Philly. I plan on being there.

The following was taken from http://www.networkfornewmusic.org/info.asp?pk=632&

Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 8:00 PM

Philadelphia, PA

THE VANISHING PAVILIONS
The glimmering imagery and eloquence of British poet Christopher Middleton inspire a major piano solo by Michael Hersch, an exceptional young composer and pianist who has created "remarkable - and sometimes ecstatic - excitement in the world of classical music." — The Washington Post

St. Mark's Church
1625 Locust St.
Philadelphia, PA

Box Office: $20 general admission, $15 seniors, $10 students

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-10-11 18:52
Subject: Come see me play Friday, October 20th at Peabody for FREE!
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I am now wholly convinced that I am the greatest to ever play the electric guitar and on Friday, October 20th at 7:30PM in Griswold Hall at the Peabody Conservatory of the Johns Hopkins University I will prove it to the world.

What:
Richard Edward Horner plays Richard Edward Horner
A solo electric guitar recital by the American Master

Program:
Air Raid - Etude for self feeding system
Between Two Worlds - Fantasia on themes from my opera

When:
Friday, October 20th from 7:30 PM to 9:00PM

Where:
Griswold Hall
Peabody Conservatory of the Johns Hopkins University
1 East Mount Vernon Place
Baltimore, MD, 21202
Go in the main entrance at the above address and take the elevator up to the second floor and make two rights.

I imagine people will be going out afterwards.

Please try to let me know if you are coming in from out of town and if you need a place to stay or anything else.

As always, attendees are strongly advised to bring hearing protection (ear plugs).

I'm going to post some banners you can post on your journals or MySpace or what have you and fliers if you want to promote offline so check back if you think you can help out.

Thanks, Rich(ard)

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-10-11 18:46
Subject: Go see Pam in NYC tomorrow.
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Pam ([info]unbound_spirit) is performing a new work by my friend Lauren Buchter tomorrow in NYC. Pam sent this out and I'm reposting it so that you ppl will see it. I, unfortunately, cannot make it.

Rich(ard)

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Hey everyone,

Tomorrow night, October 12th, 2006:
You're all invited to "Remembrances": The second in a new music series at Gallerie Icosahedron in Tribeca, 27 North Moore Street between Varick and Hudson. I will be premiering a new composition by Lauren V. Buchter with fellow soprano and fellow Manhattan School of Music prep grad Rebecca Loeb, with Kimbal Gallagher accompanying. Come out and enjoy some great new music by some leading New York composers! Doors open at 7:00, show starts at 7:30
$8 suggested donation for students, $15 suggested donation for general admissions. We're expecting a huge turnout including some new music VIPs, so come early!

See you there!

Love,
Pamela

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-10-07 04:51
Subject: Go see Pam perform tonight.
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October 7th, 2006

Pamela Stein will be performing with the Left Bank Concert Society in Korean composer Isang Yun's work "Memory" for voices and percussion at the Guildenhorn Recital Hall, Clarice Smith Performing Arts Center at the University of Maryland, College Park. Also performing are soprano Bonnie Lander and mezzo soprano Mary Catherine Moroney. For more information see leftbankconcertsociety.org.

If I'm well enough to drive and not cough through the performance, I'll be there.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-10-05 01:05
Subject: Sneak Preview of Peabodrone 10/6
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Friday October 6th I'm giving Computer Music Seminar at Peabody Conservatory. I'll be playing my new hyper-dense 50 minute spectral epic Peabodrone.

Seminar is in Conservatory 314. Go in the main entrance and take the elevator up to 3.

Peabody Conservatory is located at 1 East Mount Vernon Pl, Baltimore, MD 21202.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-09-17 01:52
Subject: Kayo Dot Recording
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I recorded one of Kayo Dot's new songs with them in my studio last night. It was awesome.

For those of you who are unaware, Kayo Dot are a large (as amplified ensembles go) avant-garde group that grew out of Maudlin of the Well and are now signed to John Zorn's label Tzadik. They are one of the very few bands currently making music that I think is worth listening to.

It was crazily cramped as the new production facility I'm putting together with Steve, while progressing nicely, is not yet finished.

In other news, I will finish mixing and mastering my ground breaking 50 minute hyper-dense spectral piece, Peabodrone, in both stereo and quad versions within the next two weeks. I've been asked to give a preview performance of it at Peabody so keep an eye out for that if you're interested.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-06-06 17:01
Subject: NYC Show at The Lucky Cat - Sunday 6/11
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I will be playing a solo electric guitar gig on Sunday June 11th at The Lucky Cat in NYC.

What: Club Show
When: Sunday June 11th (6/11) at 8PM
Where: The Lucky Cat 245 Grand Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn 11211 - (718) 782-0437 - www.theluckycat.com

As usual, attendees are strongly advised to bring hearing protection (ear plugs).

This is my first NYC show. I really hope you all can make it out. I'd like to have a good showing so I can play some more NYC gigs soon.

I challenge you to find anything else this awesome for $5.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-05-16 04:07
Subject: Update (I'm moving)
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Thanks to everyone who came to the show on my birthday.

The semester is over. I'm flying to Mizzerah in a few hours to get my car and go to the wedding of one of my high school friends. I'll be back in time for Maryland Death Fest. A bunch of ppl are coming in from out of town so it should be awesome. The Monday afterwards (Memorial Day), Dysrhythmia and Behold the Arctopus are playing in Fredericksburg.

Then I'm moving to northern New Jersey to live with Pam ([info]unbound_spirit)'s family for the summer. I'll have good access to NYC so I expect to see all my NYC ppls with some frequency (thank gawd as you are all amazing) and access to Boston should be improved. I'll be in and out of Baltimore for lessons, department renovations and sessions.

Speaking of work, I have a ton of stuff quickly shaping up including new works for voice and electronics (one is for Pam), flute and electronics (for Mindy), an hour long noise/feedback piece, the final draft of my first Symphony for String Orchestra (Echoes of Different Times), my second Symphony for String Orchestra, and my passacaglia on themes from my opera for full orchestra (no voices).

BTW, if you are a string player and have any interest on playing on either or both of my String Symphonies this fall, please get in touch. I want the most massive string ensemble I can assemble. Violins and contrabasses are of particular interest.

Finally, I leave you with a clip of the first draft of my second string quartet (I admit that it is in need of heavy revision) as played by the Delorean Quartet (Amos Fayette, Adrienne Geisler, Alexander Baldock, Bonnie Obel).

http://richhorner.com/audio/mp3/Horner-String_Quartet_No2_clip-Delorean_Quartet.mp3

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-05-04 01:10
Subject: Free Show! Come Celebrate My Surviving a Quarter of a Century
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I will be turning 25 on Monday, May 8th. Please do not buy me any gifts. Please do come to my concert.

What: Computer Music Concert
When: Monday May 8th - 7:30PM
Where: Griswold Hall - Peabody Conservatory of the Johns Hopkins University - 1 East Mount Vernon Pl, Baltimore, MD 21202

I will be premiering two works including one for one of the most ridiculous instruments you've ever seen (it involves a power drill). I may have a third work on the concert as well. There will also be works by Matt Diamond and Eugene Cha, amongst others.

As usual, attendees are strongly advised to bring hearing protection (ear plugs), as I am known to be insanely loud.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-04-10 01:00
Subject: More fuel on the "scary genius" fire
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I received official notice today that the Computer Music Department will be taking care of all of my tuition expenses for the remainder of my Master's programs at Peabody.

Additionally, I have managed to get Finale running on my machines while booted into Linux. I'm hoping to do a writeup. Don't hold your breath.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-02-28 23:37
Subject: Come see me play Thursday March 2nd in Cohen Davison at noon for free!
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I am one of 4 featured performers for the March 2nd edition of the prestigious Thursday Noon concert series at the Peabody Conservatory. I will be playing electric guitar. The other works on the program are for solo instruments, electronics and video. Note that this is in Cohen Davison and not Friedberg as the finals of Yale Gordon are taking place in there.

Peabody Conservatory is located at 1 East Mount Vernon Place, Baltimore, MD 21202.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-02-08 05:19
Subject: Two free performances tonight!
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I am playing twice tonight at the Peabody Conservatory of Johns Hopkins University. The first performance is as the opener of the composition department recital. Michael Straus and I are playing the Entanglement movement from The Pauli Exclusion Principle. I have no idea how well this is going to work. It might be awesome. It might be a hilarious disaster. Either way, I garauntee entertainment.

7:30 PM (sharp!) in Griswold Hall

Then there is free food after the concert just outside the hall.

Then, the second performance will be as soon after the first concert as possible most likely starting around 10PM and lasting less than an hour. It will be me playing electric guitar with an INSANE video accompanying my feedback system. I was just going to play the feedback piece but there have been several requests that I shred so I practiced for 3 hours just now (first time I've played in 4 months which makes 4 times in the last 8 months) and think I'll be able to pull it off.

circa 10 PM Conservatory 314

Peabody's address is 1 East Mount Vernon Place, Baltimore, MD 21202

Then we'll go to the Yacht Club and drink pitchers of Clipper City ale. I've only slept about 12 hours in the last 90 so I should get really hammered really quickly :)

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-02-07 02:05
Subject: Performances, Symphony, Death
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Reminder: I'm playing this Wednesday (2/8) at 7:30 in Griswold Hall at Peabody.

Addendum: I have a number of non-Peabody ppl coming and a number of Peabody ppl still haven't heard me play guitar. If I put on a second, multimedia performance after this concert sometime around 9:30 or 10:00 for half an hour or so, how many of you would stick around for it?

I finished my first symphony today...sorta. We'll see if it doesn't receive some heavy edits...or if I don't just burn the piece...so to speak. I notate with a computer, but deleting a file is so much less dramatic than burning a score.

In other news, my grandmother died this morning. That's the last of my grand parents. I can only hope I live for an entire century.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-02-02 09:12
Subject: Come see me play at Peabody Wed Feb 8th @ 7:30 (free and open to the public)
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Michael Strauss and I will be performing the Entanglement movement for saxophone, piano and electronics from my piece about Quantum Mechanics, The Pauli Exclusion Principle.

The piece has never been performed in an audible space as it was processed directly to disk. This could be extremely interesting (read: disastrous) so I really hope you all come see me potentially severely embarrass myself.

The performance is at 7:30 on Wednesday February 8th at the Peabody Conservatory (1 East Mount Vernon Place, Baltimore, MD 21202) in Griswold Hall (second floor of the Conservatory Building just above the school's main entrance). It is free and open to the public. Due to our amplification setup, WE WILL PROBABLY BE GOING ON FIRST SO PLEASE SHOW UP EARLY TO BE CERTAIN YOU DON'T MISS IT!

There is a clip of the piece on my website here: http://richhorner.com/main.php?page=listen

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2006-01-09 11:32
Subject: I own a studio.
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In addition to the studio I run at Peabody and the tiny concert hall I have, I now own and operate my own studio.

Pretty sweet.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-12-24 13:44
Subject: Happy Festivus
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I posted some new clips as a Festivus gift to all of you.

Listen

In other news, here's an AP article on everyone's favorite holiday.

Festivus!

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-11-04 01:39
Subject: Come hear me talk/play at Peabody (free)
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I will be the guest speaker for the Computer Music Seminar on Wednesday, November 9th at the Peabody Conservatory of the Johns Hopkins University. Seminar is from 5:30-7PM in Conservatory 314. It is free and open to the public, but please be on time if you decide to come. Here is the blurb from Peabody's site:

Dual master's candidate and self-proclaimed electric guitar virtuoso Richard Edward Horner will be discussing his influences, signal processing, history with composition and electronic instruments as well as demonstrating some of his unique techniques and soundscapes. Attendees are strongly advised to bring hearing protection (ear plugs).


Directions to Peabody can be found here (http://www.peabody.jhu.edu/192).

Those of you are aware of how infrequently I discuss the inner workings of my own music know that this is a rare opportunity to hear me discuss what I do to create and control my otherworldly sonic violence that is a strange marriage of noise and harmonic bliss.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-09-07 20:27
Subject: ProgPower
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Is anyone driving to ProgPower?

Are you going through Baltimore?

Do you want to pick me up?

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-07-19 16:19
Subject: Lost Briefcase
Security: Public

It's phuqqin gone.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-07-09 18:55
Subject: Fight AIDS @ Home
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If you already know about distributed computing and just want the link, it's:

http://fightaidsathome.scripps.edu/


For those of you who don't know, I ask that you PLEASE read the following as you could actually contribute thousands of computational hours to IMPORTANT MEDICAL RESEARCH by merely spending 5 minutes of your time.


Distributed computing is the process by which large computations are split up and processed by many machines concurrently. Analogously, if you had a grocery list of 1000 items, you could acquire all of them much more quickly if you had 10 different people each get 100 of the items and, perhaps, even more quickly if you had 100 people each get 10 items. Distributed computing doesn't work exactly like this but you should have a good general idea of what's going on. The key to most desktop distributed computing clients is that they run in the background and have a low process priority thus only using "idle" cycles from your processor meaning that their use should not reduce your machine's performance at all. Furthermore, it does not matter how old/slow your machine is. Your contribution is wanted and will be helpful, no matter how small! The key to distributed computing is the sheer number of machines, not so much how fast those machines are.

"We know you're a huge nerd, but why are you telling us about this, Rich?"


Well, yes, distributed computing has been mainly a nerd thing for some time now. I've been active in distributed computing projects for years now, basically ever since I knew I could be involved. While there have been worthy causes for distributed computing, I figured those who might be interested in such things would discover them for themselves and distributed computing was probably neither an interest or a concern of most others. That recently changed when Google announced their distributed computing client called Google Compute. People seem to use things Google releases, and if that means distributed computing is now on its way to the mainstream of computer users, then I feel I should do what I can help people in their choice of a distributed computing client/project.

I ask that you not use Google Compute with their current policies.


The Google Compute site has the following text (I added the highlighting for emphasis) as of today (Saturday, July 9th, 2005).

"The first beneficiary of this effort is Folding@home, a non-profit research project at Stanford University that is trying to understand the structure of proteins so they can develop better treatments for a number of illnesses. In the future Google Compute may allow you to donate your computing time to other worthwhile endeavors, including projects to improve Google and its services."

I know that "do no evil" is part of the Google philosophy and I do not anticipate them doing anything that I find highly objectionable and at least they are being up front about potential uses of their system which is much more than some software vendors have done. While it would be despicable to release a distributed computing client under the auspices of scientific research only to later harvest user resources for their own benefit without users knowing, I doubt that is Google's intent. In regards to non-Google projects, they go on to say in their FAQ:

"The third party projects we choose to help out will be carefully selected non-profit projects, with the guiding principle being to help humanity and advance scientific knowledge. Users will be clearly notified of any such projects when they are introduced, and will maintain at all times the ability to disable or uninstall Google Compute for any reason."

...which is good to hear (read). My point is this: Would you rather use a client that may possibly contribute your machine hours to improving a business' Internet services or one that, you can assume with a high level of certainty, will be aiding in critical medical research for millions of people in life or death scenarios?

On that note, I would like to suggest use of the Scripps AIDS research client which can be found at:

http://fightaidsathome.scripps.edu/

If you would like to explore some other options for the use of your computer's currently unused cycles, I suggest you visit:

http://distributedcomputing.info/

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-07-09 18:40
Subject: Contest: name my non-profit
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I'm starting a non-profit contemporary music organization. Finding a good name is difficult due to many good names being taken and most people don't know how to spell anything other than the most commonly occurring words. So, suggest a name...or 7. If I choose one you suggested that I hadn't previously thought of or someone else hadn't previously suggested, I'll give you a prize. I'm not certain what that prize may be. It could be my gratitude, it could be a free membership to the organization once it exists. If you're lucky, it might be dignity...although, you'd have to fight it's current possessor, Hannah ([info]willowfinn), who took it when she described that thing about Alaska to me.

Thank you!

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-06-25 13:22
Subject: No, my house did not explode, but thanks for asking!
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As many of you have probably heard by now, the Praxair plant located two blocks from my current residence exploded yesterday afternoon. Praxair is a gas company and this distribution plant contained many filled gas canisters which were launched throughout my neighborhood during the firestorm.

I, along with my car and briefcase (THE briefcase), were not in the neighborhood at the time of the explosion as I had a gig to run for ISI down at Jefferson Barracks so I missed most of the excitement.

I received several concerned phone calls and then found out that the area where I had last known my residence to stand was inside an evac zone and no one really knew the extent of the blast radius or damage...so that was a fun few hours.

I was eventually informed that the damage was localized almost entirely to the plant with the exception of minor damage caused by flying canisters that happened to collide with something other than the ground. Some parked cars in the area were destroyed.

The point is that I'm fine and everyone else seems to be fine and our property did not sustain any damage (as far as I can tell), but if you did happen to see that amatuer video footage of the ordeal, that was filmed from in front of my house :)

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-04-06 13:49
Subject: Moving out of Beantown
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Hey everyone, I'm moving to Baltimore to go to grad school. I need to either move my things down to Baltimore ASAP and put them in storage or put them in storage here and move them down at the end of the summer as I'm spending the summer elsewhere.

So, if anyone wants to recommend a storage facility (proabably at least 5x5x10 or 250 cubic feet), a moving company or a vehicle rental company (when I moved from St. Louis, a cargo van worked wonders), please do!

Furthermore, I need to sublet my apartment. It's in Back Bay on Burbank Street. It's 1 block from the Boston Conservatory, 2 blocks from Symphony Hall, 2 blocks from the Northeastern University dorms, 2 blocks from the Christian Science Park, 3 blocks from Berklee College of Music, 4 blocks from the Copley Mall, and 4 blocks from the New England Conservatory. Rent is $650/month but I may be able to bring that down a bit. Heat and hot water are included.

Thanks!

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-04-05 14:05
Subject: Peabody Conservatory
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Yesterday I was informed that I have been admitted to the Peabody Institute of the Johns Hopkins University to pursue two Master of Music degrees in composition and computer music composition starting in the fall and that I have been awarded, by the University, a large sum of money to facilitate this.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-03-25 12:01
Subject: I need a job...
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...ASAP.

I hope that one of you fine Bostonians of LiveJournal might be able to help me.

Read more... )

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-03-20 01:46
Subject: Travel Pack/Lucky Star Bus - never again
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You must read the following for two reasons.

1) After my recent misadventures with Travel Pack, this only reaffirms my inkling to never do business with them ever again, and you should all be aware of it.

2) It's phuqqing hilarious.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/03/19/passengers_tell_of_wild_bus_trip/

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2005-01-06 01:51
Subject: To Remember Those Who've Died...
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...we honor their memory.

Almost 6 months prior to the writing of this entry, I wrote this. This entry is the promised continuation of that.

Here is another installment of the most brilliant and important musical works that we are fortunate enough to know today. I don't really have the time or energy at the moment to give blurbs about that many of them this time around though.

Beethoven - Violin Concerto, Op. 61 (1806) - The story goes that Beethoven did not finish the piece until the day Franz Clement premiered it.

Felix Mendelssohn - Violin Concerto in E minor, Op. 64 (1844)

Giuseppe Verdi - Requiem (1873) - In honour of the poet Manzoni.

Richard Strauss - Also sprach Zarathustra, Op.30 (1896)

Gustav Holst - The Planets (1916)

Bartok - 4th String Quartet (1928) - This work, along with the Sonata for 2 Pianos and Percussion, exhibits the height of Bartok's formalized technique. The organizational structure and advancements in the new tonal framework are the subject of much discussion to this day. The counterpoint is unfathomably tight rivaling that of Scriabin in the 9th Piano Sonata.

Stravinsky - Symphony of Psalms (1930) - When the BSO commissioned this work, they asked Igor for something in a "popular" style. Igor took out his english dictionary and looked up "popular" where he found "of the people." To him, religion was of the people. This work could never be mistaken for pop music. It is an extremely heavy work whose strange orchestration indicative of Stravinsky and second movement double fugue make it unforgettable.

Bartok - Music for Strings, Percussion and Celesta (1936)

Toru Takemitsu - Requiem for String Orchestra (1957)

Tomiko Kojiba - Hiroshima Requiem (date of composition unknown to me) - It saddens me greatly to know that I was in Seattle when this was performed and I missed it. On May 19th, 2001, what was I doing? I was drinking 105 on at Matt and Terry's soon-to-be-mine-at-the-time apartment...ripping the hole in my stomach after blacking out.

György Ligeti - Lux Aeterna (1966) - Ligeti redefines the sonic paradigm for chorus.

Schnittke - Concerto Grosso No.3 for two violins, harpsichord, celesta, piano and 14 strings in five movements, Op. 188 (1985)

Wolfgang Rihm - String Quartet No.8 (Achtes Streichquartett) (1988)

Ligeti - Violin Concerto (1992) - This work changed the way I thought about microtonality.

Luciano Berio - Chemin IV (1975/2000)

Oliver Knussen - Violin Concerto, Op.30 (2002)

Rest assured that there is much more to come.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-12-07 03:32
Subject: Quick Update
Security: Public

Hey everyone,

This message is just to give everyone a quick update about what is going on.

First of all, I'm supposedly going to be played on the radio tonight (Tuesday December 7th) between 8 and 10PM on 91.5 FM WUML broadcasting out of Lowell. Reception in Boston is doubtful since that is Tuft's frequency but anyone can tune in REGARDLESS OF LOCATION via:

http://www.wuml.org/webcast.php

Secondly, I am now up on the American Composers Forum (https://www.composersforum.org/member_profile.cfm?oid=4634) and the American Music Center's New Music Jukebox (http://www.newmusicjukebox.org/composers/c_works.asp?ActorID=40866).

Also, I may be looking to assemble a string orchestra in a month or two for a project of mine so let me know if you can put me in contact with any good string players in the Boston area.

Thanks for reading!

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-10-17 21:42
Subject: New Blog
Security: Public

www.richhorner.com/blog

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-10-01 04:02
Subject: Idioglossia
Security: Public
Music:Wagner - Tristan und Isolde

n. secret speech or language

In the year preceding the composition of this quartet, my musical language experienced a distinct shift away from the lyrical ways of Shostakovich and Scriabin. This newfound direction was initially inspired by Iannis Xenakis. I found a great many things in his works that were not only new to me but also, more importantly, captivating and exciting. Xenakis undoubtedly debased my sonic paradigm but the formation of what was to take its place owes much more to Wolfgang Rihm. I had written pieces for string quartet before but they always felt as if they were lacking something. Upon hearing the music of Rihm, I found what it was that had been missing.

The events surrounding the composition of this piece included illness, discovery of a suicide note and a great deal of sleep deprivation. Ironically enough, this is the first piece I have written that involves complex mathematical calculations as it was during my time at the University of Washington studying mathematics that my extreme sleep deprivation led to a serious physical affliction.

Words, being unable to express the emotional turmoil I was experiencing, were superseded by my newly formed idioglossia of ametric and amelodic dissonant expressionism. This piece truly feels as though it is conveyed in an almost secret language. It is, undoubtedly, a language understood by few in comparison to the more familiar musical realms such as modality or functional tonality, but whose beauty, while not as immediately evident, is equally as great.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-09-21 22:41
Subject: Girlfriend Application
Security: Public

Job Opening in Office of External Affairs

Job Title: Girlfriend

Reports to: President (Richard Edward Horner)

Job Description and Responsibilities: As Girlfriend, you will be expected to communicate with and partake in activities with Richard Edward Horner on a regular basis.

Qualifications: The ideal candidate for this position is an independent, attractive female residing in the greater Boston area with sex experience and no sexually transmitted diseases. The abilities to prepare food, play an instrument (voice counts as an instrument), and legally purchase alcohol (meaning you are able to go out) are strongly desired.

Compensation: This is an unpaid position but offers a great opportunity for anyone looking to gain experience in a relationship with a man of rising importance with established social significance or for anyone looking to add to their resume. Benefits package includes frequent interesting conversation, in depth information regarding music and organizational structure as well as information on a broad range of subjects at your disposal, increased sense of self-worth, being seen in public with Richard Edward Horner including outings to concerts, ballets, etcetera, increased public view and social status.

Multiple Choice

Arts/Entertainment

1 Literature
a) I don't read much.
b) I read as an escape.
c) I read about subjects that interest me.
d) I read so much for work/school that I have little motivation to read anything else.

2 Television
a) I watch a lot of Nascar.
b) Sports.
c) I love American Idol.
d) Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Adult Swim, etc...
e) I watch PBS mainly.
f) I don't watch much TV.
g) I am without a television.

3 Classical Music
a) I can hum a theme to a Beethoven piece.
b) I can hum a theme to a Stravinsky piece.
c) I can hum a tone row OR I can discern between an oboe and an english horn by sound alone.
d) A symphony is with a bunch of people, right?

4 Other Music
a) I listen to whatever is on the radio.
b) I listen to whatever my friends are listening to.
c) I like emo or hardcore.
d) I have to be able to dance to it.
e) I listen to metal and only metal...and maybe Vivaldi if you call me on it.
f) I listen to mostly non-Western music.
g) I listen primarily to my favorite genre that isn't listed here.
h) I listen to everything I possibly can.

5 Fantasy
a) I'm too busy with reality.
b) In bed?
c) I read fantasy novels.
d) I play fantasy games.
e) I LARP.
f) I go to fantasy conventions.

Self/Habits

6 Substance
a) Straight Edge
b) Alcohol
c) Nicotine
d) "soft" drugs
e) "hard" drugs
f) I'll do anything if it might alter my consciousness.

7 Belief System
a) I don't believe anything.
b) I have my beliefs but no affiliations religious or otherwise.
c) I belong to a religion but it's not a big deal.
d) I'm a practicing member of my faith.
e) I'm a practicing member of my faith and wish everyone else were too.

8 On a typical Sunday morning I am...
a) at work.
b) asleep.
c) hungover.
d) hungover at work.
e) at church.
f) hungover at church.

Relationships

9 In my opinion, the most important thing for my man is to...
a) have looks.
b) be talented.
c) have intelligence.
d) be going somewhere (CEO, famous, etc...).
e) have money.

10 Public Displays of Affection
a) ...are cute.
b) ...are crass and unacceptable.
c) You can hold my hand and perhaps give me a quick peck.

11 Equality vs. Chivalry
a) The man should pay.
b) We should split the bill or take turns treating the other.
c) Whoever has money should pay. It's a matter of function, not responsibility.

12 If I were going to majorly alter my appearance (dye/cut hair, plastic surgery, etc...),
a) I would be take into account my boyfriend's opinion.
b) only MY opinion would matter because it's MY appearance.

13 If you, as my boyfriend, rarely called, I would...
a) be upset. What could possibly be more important than me?
b) understand that acheiving greatness requires a great deal of time and realize that you need your girlfriend to be supportive of your endevours and not merely a distraction from them.

14 If there were aspects of my relationship that made me unhappy, I would...
a) end it.
b) wait to see if things change.
c) engage in a discussion with my boyfriend about these aspects.

15 Ex's
a) I can't stand or don't talk to any of mine.
b) I've stayed friends with the non-assholes.
c) I've been lucky enough to have only good break ups.
d) I make it a point to keep things on good terms.

16 Marriage
a) I'm never getting married.
b) I'm too young to consider settling down.
c) I might get married someday but probably not for awhile. I need to see what's out there but if the next guy were the right one...
d) I'd really like to find my Prince Charming.


Sex

17 Birth Control
a) I am currently on birth control.
b) I am not currently on birth control but am not adverse to it.
c) I do not currently use and don't intend to use birth control (please supply reason if chosen).

18 Sex Experience
a) I've had a lot of sex.
b) I've had enough sex to be good at it.
c) I've had sex with my boyfriend(s) but that's it.
d) I'm a virgin (skip the next question).

19 After Sex I...
a) feel satisfied and/or happy and/or loved.
b) anticipate more.
c) hope he calls.
d) figure my cut.
e) feel guilty.
f) fear that I'm going to hell.

20 Legality
a) I can legally engage in sexual activity in the state of Massachusetts with a 23 year old male.
b) I cannot legally engage in sexual activity in the state of Massachusetts with a 23 year old male.


Mental State

21 Trauma
a) There was this one incident...
b) I been through some rough times but it's in the past.
c) I suffered through a lingering traumatic incident.
d) I've had a traumatic past that affects my decision making process today.
e) My current situation is a source of much distress.
f) None of the above.

22 I suffer from or have, in the past, suffered from...
a) anxiety.
b) depression.
c) another mental ailment (please list).
d) none of the above.

23 Psychiatrics
a) I take no psychiatric medication.
b) I used to take psychiatric medication but the doctors said I no longer needed it.
c) I used to take psychiatric medication but took myself off of it.
d) I probably should be on psychiatric medication.
e) I am on a psychiatric medication.
f) I am on multiple kinds of psychiatric medication.


Word Association - Please provide the first word that comes to mind when presented with each of the following.

24 love

25 blow

26 iron

27 drag

28 drink

29 damn

30 rich

Free Response

What is your favorite thing to do?

Do you subscribe to any sort of specialized lifestyle such as veganism, straight edge, poly, etc...? If so, which ones and why?

If you had to choose a single book, movie, show or piece of music as the only piece of entertainment for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Why should I choose you to be my girlfriend?

Essay (optional)

If you'd like, you may submit a supplimentary essay with your application. The essay may be about anything, even things that have nothing to do with relationships and may have been written previously or for some other purpose.

Please mail your completed applications along with a recent picture of yourself to rich AT richhorner DOT com or post a comment. Be advised that an essay will probably be too long for an lj comment.

Due to time constraints, only highly qualified candidates will be contacted for follow-up interviews.

For your convenience, here is an answer form that you may want to copy and paste.

Blank Answer Form )

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-09-15 12:39
Subject: Atlanta
Security: Public
Mood:hungry hungry

I will be in Atlanta from Thursday to Sunday.

I will be extremely busy but if you want to attempt to see me, and you know my phone number...

In other news, I still don't have net access at my place. It's a long story but that's all you ppl need to know.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-09-01 05:28
Subject: Armed with the promise of salvation...
Security: Public

I'm going offline. It may be two weeks before I have internet access again. If you need to reach me, email rich AT richhorner DOT com as I will attempt to check it from elsewhere, or call me.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-08-09 17:48
Subject: Yeah, I'm just now realizing this.
Security: Public
Mood:crazy crazy
Music:Scriabin - Piano Sonata No9 'Messe Noire' Sviatoslav Richter

There is no harmonic goal in Scriabin's 9th piano sonata.

That's right. It's that whole impressionist referential structuralism thing but, unlike Debussy, nothing ever resolves. I started thinking about extended tension because that's how Wagner and Debussy wrote those soaring passages that are just SOOO intense. Debussy has this elided phrase structure thing going on. If Wagner feels he should wait an hour (literally) to resolve something, he will.

Scriabin, on the other hand, just had no harmonic goal by 1913. The simultaneities are governed by the referential structuralism but there is not a single point of discernably more consonance or definite release. The longest duration without motion is a half note occuring in the final section. The entire scheme of the piece is, merely, to be or persist.

The FIRST rule on my composition list is "All things worthwhile are goverened by Tension and Release" and while it is arguable that there are points of greater or lesser tension in this piece, there appears to be no point of definitive release. It's a sort of chaotic haze controlled by its formal plan and almost unfathomably tight counterpoint.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-08-08 21:03
Subject: Music, Violence, Truth
Security: Public
Mood:hungry hungry
Music:Scriabin - Piano Sonata #7 'White Mass' - Glemser

This is some commentary on the violent paradigm of music to which I consider myself, more than aligned with...I would say inextricably married to.

http://www.militantesthetix.co.uk/violence.html

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-07-31 03:35
Subject: Room for Rent Sep 1st
Security: Public
Mood:hot hot
Music:Spastic Ink - Ink Compatible

There used to be a post here about needing a roommate but I found one so...

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-07-19 01:56
Subject: Where echoes of different times resound
Security: Public

There is no way I could, in a single effort, list the most brilliant or important musical works of all time so this is but one installment of suggested listening and/or supplemental music history.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - String Quartet No 19 in C, K465 'Dissonant Quartet' - A glimpse into the future from 1785

Mozart - Symphony No 40 in g minor K550 (1788)

Mozart - Symphony No 41 in C 'Jupiter' K551 (1788)

Ludwig van Beethoven - Piano Sonata No.14 in c# minor, Op. 27 no. 2 'Moonlight Sonata' (1801) - Everyone should know the first movement already but the third movement is the truly amazing one in my opinion.

Beethoven - Piano Sonata No.23 in f minor, op. 57 'Appasionata' (1805)

Richard Wagner - Tristan und Isolde (1859) - While it's probably an exaggeration to call Tristan the first work to defy tonality, it was the first work to do so for over 4 hours. Wagner refuses to resolve his dominant 7th chord and reappropriates the tension state into the release state laying the groundwork for both referential structuralism (neo-tonality) and dodecaphony. Furthermore, this piece was supposedly written from the heart, not the head as the inversionary set relations with a 50% invariance factor would appear to suggest.

Antonin Dvorak - Symphony no. 9 in e minor, 'From the New World' (1893) - Dvorak's American symphony, hence the name since he was a Czech, stands as one of the greatest romantic symphonies alongside those of Schubert and Tchaikovsky.

Claude Debussy - Prélude à l'après-midi d'un faune (Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun), L.86 (1894) - Perhaps the most well known and, arguably, greatest piece in the expressionist vein. Debussy displays his complete mastery of subtle orchestration.

Alexander Scriabin - Piano Sonata No.5 in F#, Op. 53 (1907) - Scriabin's first piano sonata in the single movement form.

Anton Webern - Fünf Sätze für Streichquartett, Op.5 orchestrated (1909)

Arnold Schoenberg - Fünf Orchesterstücke in der Originalfassung for orchestra (Five Orchestral Pieces), op. 16 (1909 rev. 1922) - Schoenberg's post-tonal pre-dodecaphonic expressionist masterpiece

Ralph Vaughan Williams - Fantasia on a Theme of Thomas Tallis (1910) - You've probably heard this or a cue derived from this composition in several films.

Igor Stravinsky - The Rite of Spring (1912) - Nearly a century later, it still stands as the greatest polytonal work ever written. This is, arguably, the most important piece of music from the 20th Century.

Scriabin - Piano Sonata No.9 'Messa Noire (Black Mass)', Op. 68 (1913) - If No.5 is not Scriabin's greatest work, then this is.

Maurice Ravel - Orchestration of Mussorgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition (1922)

Alban Berg - Wozzeck Op.7 (1922) - Berg's adaptation of George Buchner's Woyzeck is, to this day, the greatest atonal opera ever written.

Webern - Symphonie, Op. 21 (1928) - Webern takes formalized structuralism to a new level with his palindromic and total serial approach.

Dmitri Shostakovich - Lady Macbeth of Mtsensk, op. 29 (1932) - In what is perhaps the greatest opera of the 20th century, Shostakovich takes musical characterization to a whole new level.

Vaughan Williams - Symphony No.4 in f (1934) - Vaughan Williams BACH piece that raises the bar for cel expansion and motivic development. This is easily Vaughan Williams most dissonant and powerful work. He hated it.

Berg - Violin Concerto "Dem Andenken eines Engels (To the Memory of an Angel)" (1935) - Dedicated to a Boston native Louis Krasner, Berg's final finished work is generally accepted to be his greatest. Berg blurs the lines seperating tonality from dodecaphony to create a romantic masterpiece. Berg immortalizes himself...a giant who lived in a box.

Shostakovich - Violin Concerto No.1, Op. 77 (1948) - Not heard until over a decade after it's composition, Shostakovich's First Violin Concerto is truly a symphony by all indications and, in my opinion, his greatest.

Iannis Xenakis - Metastaseis (1954) - Xenakis' first orchestral work is the beginning of stochastic composition. It is tied, mathematically, to the Philips Pavillion of Le Corbusier designed for the 1958 World's Fair in Brussels. Varese's Poeme electronique was composed for performance in that building.

Krystof Penderecki - Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima (1959) - Just like Xenakis' Metastaseis, Threnody further expands the sonic paradigm for string orchestra.

Shostakovich - String Quartet No.8, Op. 110 (1960) - Just read this.

Xenakis - Synaphaï (1969) - This is, essentially, Xenakis' piano concerto. The piano part is notated across 10 staves with performance directions instructing the pianist to play as many of the lines as possible.

Alfred Schnittke - Concerto Grosso No.1 for two violins, prepared piano, harpsichord and 21 strings in six movements, Op. 119 (1977) - Schnittke defines, for me, the late Russian realist paradigm with this piece.

Schnittke - Concerto for Piano and Strings (1979) - This work is a soul-shattering vengeful and mournful masterpiece of unparalleled expressionism and craftsmanship.

Ok, that should keep you all busy for awhile. I will attempt to fill in the (many) gaps in a month or two.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-07-14 05:24
Subject: Parallelism
Security: Public

I posted Parallelism on the site a few days ago. It's my first real atonal work back from when I was 17 before I knew any post-tonal theory.

http://www.richhorner.com/grecordings.shtml

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-07-04 14:50
Subject: Kings of Metal
Security: Public
Mood:metal

Jeffrey Emmett Hayes III called me yesterday to inform me that he and I are on the back of the Manowar - Hell on Earth III DVD.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-06-15 19:06
Subject: Prelude
Security: Public
Music:Wagner - Prelude und Liebestod from Tristan and Isolde

In the spirit of this entry and serving as a prelude to some advice I'm about to give to a few people, here is another public service announcement from Richard Edward Horner.

The subject here is who you, as a socially responsible being, should not date. The premise is that of minimizing consequences when the relationship goes south. Notice that I say "when" not "if". This is an operational mutation of standard course that I've employed due to a generalization I'm making from percentages. Allow me to describe this generalization.

First of all, this "advice" (if you will) is directed towards the young. You may interpret "young" however you wish but if you're actually contemplating it's application to you, it's probably not applicable :) ANYWAY, what percentage of relationships have you "young" observed in your peer group that have resulted in marriage? We shall use this figure as a jumping off point. My own figure would be a tad low due to the overabundance of musicians and "faithless" people I know so I will augment it to make it more closely resemble a figure one of you might have. We'll use .3% - three tenths of one percent. It should be obvious from this figure that for any given relationship, the chance of it "not working out" is EXTREMELY HIGH!

I will not attempt to generate a formula or algorithm to describe the chances of a relationship ending "badly" due to a lack of quantatative data and, subsequently, my unwillingness to define such a concept.

Ok, so now that we have established that THINGS WILL NOT WORK OUT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER, we can now continue with the presentation of the rules set for who you, as a socially responsible being, should not date. It should be noted that I use the vague term "date" to encompass any number of emotionally volatile actions. It's specific application varies from person to person and may mean anything from "court" to "casual sex" or...use your imagination. The rules are listed in order of decreasing importance.

Rule #1: Do not "date" anyone who lives in your building/housing complex.
Reason: It's virtually impossible to avoid them even if neither of you wishes to see or speak to each other.

Rule #2: If you attend school, do not "date" anyone that is in your department. If you go to a school of less than 5000, don't "date" anyone at your school.
Reason: See above and add: Even if one of you is about to graduate, stories will circulate which could seriously damage your networking and career.

Rule #3: Do not "date" anyone you work with.
Reason: Imagine having to see the person for eight hours every day when you can no longer stand them. Then consider the potential legal consequences of an office romance gone awry.

Rule #4: Do not "date" anyone in your network of friends.
Reason: Your friends may be forced to choose sides which is really not good for everyone involved. Also, every time you want to go out, you have to consider who is going to be there and how that affects who you can bring or what behaviors will be deemed appropriate.

Rule #5: Do not "date" anyone who lives within X blocks of you. X is determined, in part, by the following factors:
a) Both parties' modes of transportation are important because people who only walk to their driveway have almost no chance of running into each other on the street.
b) Does there exist a potential to encounter each other during the daily routine? Be sure to factor in going to work, excercising and/or dog walking.
c) Is there any sort of neighborhood association that either of you belong to?
d) How often do both of you get out?
Reason: Do I really need to explain any further?


There you have it folks. If you were responsible, you'd only be dating random people!

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-05-21 23:04
Subject: GRE materials
Security: Public
Music:Superior - Ultima Ratio

Since many of you are educated to a higher degree (literally), does anyone have any GRE materials they would like to give/sell to me?

Any general tips for the test? I'm looking to get a perfect score.

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-05-01 14:25
Subject: Piano Sonata Recordings
Security: Public

Ok, so the new recording of the Piano Sonata is online.

http://www.richhorner.com/crecordings.html

Enjoy...or something :)

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Richard Edward Horner
Date: 2004-04-20 16:35
Subject: April 24th UPDATE/Reminder
Security: Public
Mood:busy

Due to a prior engagement of Ian's, the program order on Saturday has been changed. My piano sonata is being played FIRST. That means you need to arrive BEFORE 7:30 if you intend to hear it. Once again, the info is as follows:

Saturday April 24th 7:30PM @ St. Clement's Shrine - 1105 Boylston

This is a FREE event open to the public.

I also have flyers if anyone wants some.

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